Monday, April 23, 2018

Stress tests and public restrooms


So you’re getting ready for a trip. Maybe it’s a 4 hour trip across the state, or maybe its a 13 hour drive for a business trip.  You have your Get Home Bag, a few extra car supplies and a new audio book to pass the time. 

Are you as prepared as your think you are?

When we plan our BOB or GHBs most of us have the basics covered.   Water, warmth, food and first aid.  Many also throw a weapon in there as well. 

What more could you need?

Have you put your bag to stress test?   

This weekend I went on a hike in a new location. Well, new to me, the location has been there since forces greater than I formed it anywhere form 6,000 to 100 billion years ago.  Most of my hikes have been in the same area because it is close and easy to get to after work.  Especially during the winter when it get dark around 3:30 in the afternoon.  

So I hit the road.  Not a long trip, but enough to get out of my comfort zone. A friend went along and we looked forward to new scenery and hiking what was to us the unknown.

The first test of our bags came at the trail head.  My friend, lets call him “Frank”, mentioned that he had been having a gastrointestinal issue. “No Problem.” I thought, and I reached for my first aid kit.  I would offer him some Imodium and problem solved. 

It is at this time I find that I have no Imodium in my bag.  I have aspirin, Tylenol,  ibuprofen, bandages, butterfly strips, tampons, burn gel, blister covers and tape.  But not one Imodium. 

Now I purchased Imodium.  I bought A LOT of Imodium.  I went to Sam’s club and bought thousands of these little pills.  I did this after I saw that the FDA wanted retailers to limit the amount of Imodium you could by because people were taking hundreds of them at a time to combat opiate withdrawal.   So I got while I could, in the amounts I wanted while I could.
I am sure this put me on a list. Some where there is a computer with my name flagged as a very possible Imodium abuser.  Possibly as an opiate abuser, possibly as someone who has an unreasonable fear of having a bowel movement. Either way, I am sure someone some day will scrutinize my large purchase of this product. BUT I HAD NOT ADDED IT TO MY BAG! Which is doubly sad since I had them on had and they are really small and easy to fit in the bag. 

So “Frank” says he will stop by the restroom at the trail head and attempt to take care of business so it does not become emergency business on the trail.  

This really reinforced my belief that Imodium is important if not a necessity.   

This restroom was one of those simple vault style restrooms that require little upkeep.  This particular one as like many others, had been decorated in what can only be referred to as “Excreta applied by fire hose”.  If this gives you any sense of revulsion, congratulations, you’re normal.  If you read that and think, “Ah ha! They have seen my work!”, please get help now. Mental and physical, the rest of us are ready to vote you on to an island all by yourself. 

As an aside, how does this happen?  What is wrong with you when you can’t even hover over the appropriate receptacle? How does it get everywhere?  Sometimes not even on or in said receptacle?   

But I digress.  Imodium not only can save a life (look up statics for dysentery), it can also provide you with the ability to choose when and where to go.  When it comes to public restrooms I am very prochoice. 

Now “Frank” is smart guy.  I give him props for bringing his own toilet paper and afterwards he pointed out various plants that from experience he knew could step in to fill the void so to speak if you ran out of TP. 

To sum this up, once again a gap in my plan was exposed by getting out and using the pack that I keep to possibly save my life in the worst case scenario.  It also can help out in a scenario of just bad timing. You never know when you are on the road how new food or water will effect you.  That truck stop you grabbed the chicken fried steak at my only employ people who have no idea what proper hygiene is, or simply not care.

So get that pack out and use it.  Go for hike, go camping, go for trip where it is your first go to before stopping at the gas station, drug store or big box retailer.  Even in a hotel room, you can depend on it first. 

Stress test your plans.  That is where the cracks show.  Doctors stress test heart patients because that is where the weaknesses become very apparent.  Your BOB / GHB is the heart of your on the road survival plans and it needs stress tested.  Until you do, you really don’t know the health of your plans.  

Monday, April 16, 2018

Best of list!


Sometimes when I am bored, I Google myself. Granted I have to be really bored, but it happens. So imagine my surprise this weekend when I found that the J2cast podcast has made a best of List!

Over at Backdoorsurvival.com  they put together a list of, “The Best Prepper, Survival, and Self-Reliance Podcasts Worth Listening To”, and we are number 6!

We would like to thank them for the ranking and ask that you, our listeners and readers head over and check them out. They have a nice blog that is full of information and looks great.

Jesse and I have been doing this for a bit under 2 years. We have met some great people and had the opportunity to expand our knowledge while hopefully entertaining you our listeners.We understand that our approach is not the normal approach to prepping / survival podcasts.  We try to keep it upbeat and entertaining. There are others that take a more serious approach and we appreciate their point of view. For the most part this is my fault,  I for one can’t do doom and gloom in large doses.  We tell what are hopefully entertaining and humorous stories, while sometimes getting serious when the circumstance calls for it. If you find this entertaining and enjoy it that's great.  If you find it the wrong tone for the subject, we understand, but please blame me not Jesse. 

To all of you who have been with us, from the beginning or since the last month, thank you.  You have let us keep doing something that let's us embrace a passion, and we hope it brings you something as well. 

It is our hope that you enjoy the podcast and keep listening. Head over to https://www.backdoorsurvival.com/the-best-prepper-survival-and-self-reliance-podcasts-worth-listening-to/ and check them out! Thanks again for listening and giving us this chance to reach out to you. For now keep those emails , Facebook posts and phone calls coming! 

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Friday, April 13, 2018

Facebook and Washington

So Mr. Zuckerberg went to Washington, and the meme creators kicked into high gear.

I did not watch his testimony, and I don't plan to.

Is this really about Cambridge Analytica?  I don't think so.  

If you use or have used Facebook, did you really think you were getting a secure private place to hangout with your friends?  Did you really believe that changes, updates and features are rolled out one after the other for free have no downside?

A few days a week I stop into a local coffee shop called The Brew.  I have a cup of coffee (black) and I sit and type these blogs, answer emails, read the news etc.  The barista is a nice lady who knows what coffee I like and sometimes has it waiting for me by the time I get to the counter.

I have given up a small bit of money and privacy for this.  I pay for the coffee along with a tip, plus I have given her information that she has stored (Jeff = Black Large Coffee).   Now I paid for the coffee and tip for the service.  However, she could start a VIP or frequent customer program where I give her my email and phone number.   Now she is able to send me coupons, notices of entertainment nights, or other incentives for me to come in more often than I already do.  When I do then I spend money and use the VIP card.  This information can be stored, tracked and used to send me more targeted advertisements.   I have know exchanged information to save money.  Or I hope I have.  Now let's say someone comes to the coffee shop and offers her money for her customer data.  She says, "no thanks".

Then they offer her more, and then another offer. Eventually she gives in and some marketing company in Europe knows what kind of coffee I like, maybe what kind of snacks or food.   They know how often I like these things, they know my average amount spent.  Is this worth the money I possibly saved?

Many stores do this.  Best Buy Rewards, hotel rewards, Khols bucks... etc. Why do they do this? Just to show they like you?  No, they want your information, data, statistics.  Your preferences, for demands.  They can figure out a lot.  Your probably income per year, wether your married, have kids, conservative or liberal.  Think of all the information Amazon has on you from you orders, from your shopping even when you don't purchase.

Now let's say they offer free coffee.  Free coffee, good coffee, as much coffee as I want 24 hours a day , 7 days a week.  But they want my email and text message passwords?  Is it worth it?  No person will ever read it themselves, but program will log in and store the data so more coffee, food and activity adds can be sent to me.  Is this worth free coffee everyday, all day?

This is what Facebook does.  Ever notice when you shop online the ads for that product start appearing in you feed? I recently had a Facebook Messenger conversation, not a timeline entry a "private" communication, where I made a joke about one of my dogs needing a doggy CPAP.  When I opened Facebook back up, CPAP adds.

Any thought you had of privacy on Facebook is a delusion.  However,  Facebook has never hid the fact that they sell access.  Access to your eyes.  It is the evolution of advertising. Each person sees the ads that their data says they want to see.  It is the business plan.  Why else do you think it is free? Getting upset at Facebook for mining your data is like getting mad a dog for sniffing another dog's butt.  It may be unpleasant to watch,  but it's all part of owning a dog.  You might as well convince yourself that they are exchanging recipes.  It makes as much sense as pretending Facebook exists to let you have your privacy.

So why the big deal in Washington?

I think its all part of the game.  They don't want us thinking about the $1/3 trillion dollar spending bill that was just passed.  They don't want you thinking of the real cost of a missile war in Syria. Teachers are on strike, Obama care continues to be less effective at keeping medical costs down.  Opioids are killing people, and those that don't die and forced off what they are now addicted to with little or no idea how to proceed without breaking the law.  Slight of hand on a national level.  Get everyone is an uproar about Facebook with one hand so they don't see what the other hand is doing.


Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Blaming the lion for the easy kill

A lot of news is being made this week about teacher pay in Oklahoma.

Let me start off with these admissions:

1:  I am not, nor will ever be a teacher.  Not on your life.  Hitler and Stalin will be riding sleds and having snowball fights in hell before that happens.


2: I do not now, nor have ever lived in Oklahoma


3: I do not have Bachelor Degree, Masters Degree or a PHD.  I dropped out of college after two years with no student debt.

Some of the most influential people in my life were teachers.

I owe some teacher more than I could ever repay (especially to the ones that are dead).

However.  I think we are overlooking an issue here.

How have we let college students graduate with bachelors, masters and phd's when they have no idea of how to shop or or negotiate a job?

Seriously,  who spends the amount of money that it costs to get a degree and then accepts a $24,000 a year job, with your only hope for a raise being a politician's promise?


Where does this make any financial sense?
http://education.costhelper.com/teaching-certificate.html
  • A bachelor's degree program in education typically ranges from $25,000 at state universities to$100,000 or more at private universities. According to a 2010 report by College Board[3] , the average tuition and fees were $7,605 per year for in-state tuition or $19,595 for out-of-state tuition at public colleges and universities. This equals an average cost of $30,400 (resident) or $78,400 (non-resident) for a four-year bachelor's degree, not including room and board, which averages an extra $8,545 per year.
An average of $30,400 for instate, bachelors degree.  So you are in debt more than you make a year. This does not sound like a good deal to me.  But I'm a libertarian capitalist.  

I understand that some do this out of altruism.  Except once you demand pay isn't is less that altruistic?

If someone offers you a bad deal and you take the bad deal, are you not partially to blame?  Do you blame the lion when a gazelle slathers itself its self in steak sauce and climbs into the lions mouth?

I see it like predatory lenders.  If I am offered a short term loan at 50% interest, and I take it, then I am partially at fault.

Now don't get me wrong,  I think we should pay teachers.  They want to do a job that I don't want to do, much like plumbers.  I don't want to be one, but I'm glad they are there when I need them. 

But why are we OK under-educating our college graduates in the way of negotiating?  In negotiating you have got to be ready to walk away if the deal is not right. 

We have done these teachers and disservice twice.  First in college and second in the work place.
However, I was just informed today (if true) that the teachers have not received a raise in 10 years.  What took them so long to walk? Really?  10 years and you continued to think, "this year the promise the reneged on last year will work."? 

Not only do I think they should have walked earlier, they should have never taken the job in the first place! These are supposed to be intelligent people.  Why are we ok with them making emotional pie in the sky decisions? Should'nt we want more from our educators?  Should not we demand logic and reason? If they can't use it in their own finances then how can we expect it in the classroom?

Once again, I think they are right to walk, but they should have walked away from signing the first contract. They really should have walked away after year 4, 5 or 6 after promises of raises fell flat.

Monday, March 26, 2018

Look at those numbers and quake in fear!

Take a look at this graph I found on the CDC website.  It's a government site so you know it's accurate.  Look at the comparison of gun deaths in the US compared to other high income countries!

Amazing isn't it? 

Oh wait, that is for traffic deaths, not gun deaths.  Oops, my bad.  Let me show you the whole thing.
Graphs sure can make things look clear can't they.

Here is some more info:
There were more than 32,000 crash deaths in the US in 2013.
About 90 people die each day in the US from crashes— resulting in the highest death rate among comparison countries.*Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Israel, Japan, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, and the United Kingdom.


How do we allow this to continue?  Where is the oversight?  Why is the government not making sure that drunk drivers, high speed drivers, cell phone using drivers and just plain ignorant people who don't pay attention are stopped from driving cars?

Better yet, why would anyone get in a car and risk being one of the 90 people a day killed on the road?  

We need common sense vehicle control.  Do you really want a suicidal or crazy person driving?  How about someone who has different religious views?  How about a person with a known drinking or drug problem?  Why isn't there a metal health evaluation before someone is allowed to purchase a 4000 pound, 100 horse power metal and glass death machine with a high capacity fuel tank?

Other countries don't kill as many people with cars!  Other countries don't have as many alcohol related accidents! No wait, Canada shows more.  Good thing they have gun control so they can keep people alive long enough to kill each other on the roads, eh?

Some would say we should follow the other countries.  They have fewer vehicle deaths. Let's do it how they do it!

I agree.  

First thing we should do is reduce roads.  We have far too many miles of roads.  More open roads mean more chances of bad things happen.  You know what cuts down on accidents? Grid lock.  Hard to wreck when your are sitting still. 

Second thing is require public transportation or walking / bicycling.  I hear in England they have entire towns closed off to cars.  Sure they claim it's because the town is old and the roads are small and the traffic will damage the buildings.  And this is probably true.  But we can claim that too!  Granted we tear down buildings when the are 60+ years old and replace them with ugly metal buildings, but who cares?  We are saving lives here!  Many countries on this list have public transportation that will get you where you need to go.  No problem there, I love cheap, and I would love to read on my way to work.  So let's raise some taxes and make more public transportation.
I have visited cities and used buses and subways.  Nothing wrong there.  Unless you have a problem sticking to a schedule.  Running late for the bus?  Did it pull away before you got there?  Oh boy, you are really late now!  Call an Uber or a taxi.  You will still wait.  It sure would be convenient to hop in your car and drive yourself!  But people die in those things!  90 people a day! Who needs freedom when you can ride in the cheap safety of a public bus?  Ignore the guy passed out across from you possibly soiling himself. Try not to make eye contact with the panhandlers.  Just remember you are safe from all those people who should not be driving.  Ahhh safety.  Until your bus driver gets distracted, of crazy person punches you 5 year old in the face. But what are the chances THAT would happen?

Everything has risk.  Are we going to use each bad thing that happens as a reason to give up our freedom?  Not just to the government, but to ideas.  When you read of a senseless murder in Chicago, do you refuse to leave your house in Denver?  When you see a plane crash in Germany, do you cancel your vacation plans?  When you read about a church bus hitting a semi, do you refuse to go on a mission trip?  

I watched the local March for Our Lives here in Joplin. I saw speakers from local high schools cry about being more afraid everyday that they would be shot at school. I felt bad for them.  No because I agree that they should be afraid.  I felt bad that we are letting our kids be led by the nose to be afraid of what might happen. Yet fearless about what is probable to happen.  Car accidents in all their forms (DUI, speeding, cell phone use, etc).  Suicide and drug overdoses kill more 15-24 year olds each year than other "news worthy" causes.  Should we be aware of school shootings?  Absolutely.  We should also be aware of fire, tornados, floods, hurricanes, earth quakes, bad drivers, knife attacks, bullying, suicidal thoughts and the odd guy that hangs out around the school even though he graduated 8 years ago.  But, are we going to let each of these dictate what other people can and can not do?  People who follow the law, drive safe and have never attacked anyone with a knife?

What kid of disservice are we committing with our children that allows them to grow up willing to give up freedoms to the cause of the day?  More so, what are we teaching them about freedom vs security?  

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."  - Ben Franklin




Monday, March 19, 2018

Lifestyle, hobby or something else?

After yesterday's podcast I kept thinking out time, optimism and preparedness.   To many people preppers are pessimistic nay sayers that are constantly forecasting the end of the world. Or at least the worst case scenario for the world.

So I have been thinking about preparedness as a mind set. In one of my earlier blogs I commented on prepper websites and their use of tabloid style news to get eyes on their pages. From the comment sections I tend to picture the average reader of those sites to be a 50+ year old man who may live in a house with a white noise generator, tin foil on the windows, way too many Confederate flags and a lack of proper hygiene.  But perhaps I am over analyzing.

One thing is apparent. These guys see doom and disaster around every corner.

How much time do you spend on preparedness?  1 hour a week?  1 hour a day?  Maybe an extra 15 minutes at the grocery store picking up some items with a long shelf-life? Is it a priority?  Or is it something you do when you have a bit of downtime?

If it is a priority, how much of a priority?  Do you think about it more than bills? More than planning meals?  More than work?

I am not going to argue what is the right amount for you.  That is between you, your family, your bank account and your schedule.

However, for myself, I have had to take a look at my own prepper philosophy.  As I have mentioned before, I do not hold to a single 'event'  philosophy.  Many preppers have an event that they have forecasted: economic collapse, EMP/CME, WWIII, an earthquake with hemispheric if not world wide effects, Yellowstone caldera eruption, and it goes on and on.  I myself have no idea what is most likely to come. My powers of divination, prophecy or prognostication can't guess the next card in a pile containing only 5 cards let alone what will happen in the coming year.   From what I have seen on most of these sites, the "experts" are not much better.  Weekly they predict the next card will be a joker and weekly they are surprised when it is just a 3 of clubs or some other mundane card. Those who are really out there will predict a "Draw 4 card", because they have convinced themselves that someone slipped an Uno deck into the game.  They have never seen an Uno card and Uno cards look completely different so it would be obvious, but they are sure that in that standard deck is one Uno card waiting to jump out.

So what is the proper amount?  When does the proper amount become too much? When does a hobby become a fixation?

I think it starts to happen when we let preparedness get in the way of life.  If you put off trips, or avoid investing your money longterm, or when your career is effected.  If you are surfing the web for freeze dried food instead of taking customer orders, this could be a sign.  Or perhaps you refuse to pay your bills with cash, check or credit card.  Choosing to only pay in gold or silver. This can put a real dent in your day to day living. Is there a public utility that accepts this as payment?

I understand that some people out there suffer from PTSD centered around events that they are now vigilant to prepare for.  I can not speak to these.  My knowledge of psychology and psychiatry is no where near sufficient. So I stay out of the deep end of that pool.   There are many people in the Joplin area that were deeply effected by the 2011 tornado. To the point that this time of year brings a hyper vigilance. They can not watch TV shows about tornados or even the movie Twister. People in this situation have my sympathy.

However, there are others that prepare for things that might never happen.  Extremely focused on an end of the world scenario that possibly will play out and more than likely will fizzle out.

Personally I think of preparedness like I think of my fire plan.  I make sure the smoke detectors work, fire extinguishers are in place and charged.  I have fire safe storage for documents. I hope and pray I never have to use these.  Much the same way I hope and pray I never have to use the gun in the quick access safe beside my bed. Once these things happen, people are not the same, so I hope I never have to utilize any of these preps.

I sincerely pray that my kids are going to grow up, get careers and families never experiencing how bad things can get.   I live everyday hoping that they will never loose any of their friends or family to a needless accident or horrible crime.  But it can happen.  I don't want my family to have to scratch out an existence working day to day just to eat.  But it can happen.  It has happened. In some places it is happening. So I prepare.

But if I miss out on my kids growing up, I miss out on time with my wife,  I miss out on my grandchildren all because I was too focused on what might happen, what have I really gained? 

Now I do keep a get home bag in my truck.  I  drive 30,000 miles a year, so it seems like I should be ready for on the road events, and it has paid off more than once.  I examine this bag about 3 times a year, especially when the weather changes. For example, now that is warmer, I have removed the large heavy wool blanket.  I have replaced it with a lighter blanket that is easier to pack and carry.  Come next winter, I will change it back. But I don't repack it daily based on the forecast.  I don't check my fire extinguishers everyday, but I know they are there.  I don't test fire my gun everyday (as much as I wish I had that much range time) but I know it's there.

Now there are some activities that achieve more than one goal.  I hike weekly with a backpack simulating my get home bag.  This gives me the piece of mind to know that should I need to I can hike 8 miles in under 2.5 hours with no issues. Plus it is a nice work out, and it gives me 2 plus hours to talk and solve the world's problems with one of my best friends.   I would call that a prepper hat trick.   You could say the same for gardening.  You get to raise your food, can if you choose, eat a healthy meal, plus there is something spiritual about raising your own food, using your own labor to coax your own sustenance from the soil.   You may have other hobbies that cross preparedness with time to just be you.  As I mentioned in the last podcast.  I am believer in alone time.  I believe that hobbies are important.  We can't run on the hamster wheel all the time.  We need time slow down and enjoy just being us.  Even a cat in a room full of laser pointers has to rest at sometime. We are not meant to go full board all the time.  For our physical and mental health, we need time to reset and recharge.

Perhaps that is a walk, prayer, meditating on the blessings that surround you.  Or maybe it is building something with your own hands, conquering a challenge or just organizing your tool box. Eventually we have to have faith that it is ok to take some time for yourself.  You can't save the world alone and your can't do much if you are exhausted.  An hour here, 30 mins there,  or even 2 hours on the trail will not change much as far as the world is concerned, but for you the benefits can be huge.

When do we have enough preps that we simply know they are there?   What is your outlook? How much do you think is the right amount?


Thursday, March 15, 2018

Are you willing to let the government protect you?

I think the thing that makes preppers so odd or different than "normal" society is that most preppers believe in self-sufficiency.  This is becoming more and more rare. As a society we seem to be loosing the ability or desire to take care of ourselves and those around us.

Some want the government to take care of their feelings, retirement, even income.

Here in Missouri we have a State Rep by name of Jim Neely (R-Cameron).  He wants to block porn from everyone's computers and internet connected devices.  For the children of course.  It's always "For the children".  http://www.kmov.com/story/37719188/missouri-lawmakers-look-to-block-access-to-online-porn-statewide

"The bill says a distributor who makes or sells a product that is accessible to the internet, like a phone or a computer would be required to install a blocking software that would prevent the device from accessing obscene material.
Neely says it would apply to all porn. A person could have the blocking software removed if they prove they are more 18-years-old and pays a $20 deactivation fee. The money would go into a fund called the “Human Trafficking and Child Exploitation Prevention Fund.”
I don't care what your personal views on pornography are, this is preposterous that he would even feel comfort with offering something like this.  Yet people are jumping on board. Saying "YES DO IT!"  While completely ignoring that fact that they are leaving the choice of what they read, watch and listen to online. They are willing to hand over the decision of what to watch to the government.  They are willing to let someone else determine what is and what is not pornographic. They may even hand over they decision as to what is or is not appropriate literature.  How long will it be before the groups that are offended by what is in their lack of opinion diversity, trigger words, the presence of firearms, history or works of art? 
We already see this on college campuses.  People wanting to dictate what can and can not be said, places that certain races are allowed and others are not allowed. 
Imagine this in your home, on you phone or tablet.
Who are you comfortable with deciding what you can or can not view? The Pope? A self professed Black Lives Matter leader? The lawmaker's Baptist Minister? Donald Trump? Chuck Shumer? Eric Grietens?  A lobbyist from Focus on the Family or a lobbyist from the porn industry?  
Now he proposes that for $20 you can have the software disabled.  Once you prove you are of age.  So we get a porn tax. Call it what you want, it's a porn tax.  You want to look at porn? You want to disable the software just because you don't like Big Brother looking over your shoulder? Pay the tax.
Are you a computer tech? Are you proficient to know if the software is gone? Are you able to tell if the software is sending information to the company the state decided to hire to keep you from websites they don't like? Data mining is big business.  It is not out of the realm of possibility that this software could scrape your hard drive data or report your cell phone location.
It was not that long ago here in Missouri that we found out that the Highway Patrol gave lists CCW permit holders to the federal government.  http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/missouri-highway-patrol-gave-federal-government-list-of-ccw-permit/article_ac670792-d777-5354-9d73-6c87144d526e.html . This caused a backlash that moved the administration of conceal carry permits to the local level.  Why?  Because privacy, that is why. It also shows a precedent of what the state is willing to do without oversight. 
Of course this only effects people who are willing to follow the law should it pass.  Porn blockers have proven to stop kids from seeing porn about as well as a coffee filter works as a condom.  Kids are smart, some kids are scary computer smart.  They will crack it, the will disable it.  They will figure out how to use VPNs to get around it.  They already do.  Sometimes for porn, sometimes for pirated movies and music.  Once one kid finds a work around, social media, 4chan, and hack sites will have it posted for all to see. 
Apple routinely offers updates to disable jailbreaking on their phones, there is usually a work around posted in days if not hours after they release it. If one of the richest companies in the world can not stop work around how is NEVERHEARDOFTHECOMPANYBEFORE.com going to do better with .01 percent of the funds available to Apple?  And Apple has a financial reason to stop jailbreaking!  They want you to get software from their store.  Software that is vetted and a vast a majority of the time virus free. 
The article mentions distributors will be responsible for this or face civil action. How many distributors will fall in line?  How many will choose not to sell to Missourians? or Alabama and Rhode Island where similar legislation has been introduced? What are they going to do about people who build their own systems? My 14 year old son (now 15) built his own computer.  Are they going to try to enforce it with people like him? Like I mentioned before, one encrypted vpn connection and they will never know. 
If you are worried about your kids and porn.  Setup your own security, its out there.  Have your kids only use the their PCs, tablets and phones where you can see them.  Talk with them about what is and is not appropriate.  Do what you feel you need to do, but take the time to parent your own kids. Don't leave it to the government.  Once you hand a job over to the government they rarely if ever give it back, and most times it grows.  What is a PC, phone or tablet porn blocker today could be the government ran content tv filter of tomorrow.   This is not beyond possibility.  Many tv's and  dvd/blu-ray players are already set up to be "smart" with apps and updates.  This makes them internet connected devices, and part of the equipment requiring a porn filter. 
Imagine setting down to watch the new Game of Thrones and BLOCKED comes up in its place.  Their is nudity, sex, violence and bad words.  To some that equates porn. 
So take care of your own or loose the ability to do so.  For me, I choose to parent my kids myself.  No thanks on the nanny state. 
 I leave you with the words of Justice Thurgood Marshall who wrote for the majority in STANLEY v. GEORGIA:
"These are the rights that appellant is asserting in the case before us. He is asserting the right to read or observe what he pleases -- the right to satisfy his intellectual and emotional needs in the privacy of his own home. He is asserting the right to be free from state inquiry into the contents of his library. Georgia contends that appellant does not have these rights, that there are certain types of materials that the individual may not read or even possess. Georgia justifies this assertion by arguing that the films in the present case are obscene.

But we think that mere categorization of these films as "obscene" is insufficient justification for such a drastic invasion of personal liberties guaranteed by the First and Fourteenth Amendments. Whatever may be the justifications for other statutes regulating obscenity, we do not think they reach into the privacy of one's own home. If the First Amendment means anything, it means that a State has no business telling a man, sitting alone in his own house, what books he may read or what films he may watch. Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds." STANLEY v. GEORGIA

Argued: Jan. 14 and 15, 1969. --- Decided: April 7, 1969

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